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Must be more thorough when I spork.
Must be more thorough when I spork.
Must be more thorough when I spork.

Maybe if I repeat that three times, I'll actually do it...
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Sob. Cry. Sniffle. You lead an awful existence, tortured by those such as your father, your House, Harry, Voldemort, Snape, and the list goes on. Often going hand in hand with Slashy!Draco, you are usually paired up with either Harry or (ew) Lucius. Sometimes suicidal, sometimes just very fond of how blood looks on your pale skin, you bitch and whine throughout the whole story. How depressing.

Find out which Draco you are.

betweensunandmoon: (PotC)
In which Meg has a flashback, Jack finally shows up, and the author starts ripping off PotC left, right, and center.

The Persian sends his regards, but is unable to attend, as he is busy hunting Mary Sues.

*looks at sporkers* Are we ready?

*swings Punjab lasso*

*brandishes spork*

*hefts pistol*

I'll take that as a yes.

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Stop pretending to be objective. It's not working. Honestly, some days I wonder why I even bother with you at all.

No love,
Brooke
betweensunandmoon: (Phantom)
Just watched the "No One Would Listen" deleted scene from the 2004 Phantom movie on YouTube.

The lyrics are laughable. They sound like the bad emo poetry I wrote when I was fourteen. On the other hand, Gerard Butler sounds significantly better than he did in the rest of the movie.

So what does that say about...whatever?

betweensunandmoon: (Default)
I didn't get accepted. I'm not upset or disappointed. I'm actually sort of relieved.

So why the fuck am I crying so much?

I hate being on my period.
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People with no senses of humor whatsoever.

Seriously.
betweensunandmoon: (Phantom)
So there's this idea I've been kicking around in my head for a few weeks now, which I haven't actually done anything with due to the little voice in my head saying, "This is a very bad idea and you shouldn't do it. It's got nothing in common with canon except the names. If you actually write this and post it online, it will end up being sporked somewhere."

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betweensunandmoon: (Phantom)
Erik's pirate name is Bloody Jack Read.
Christine's pirate name is Dirty Charity Cash.
Raoul's pirate name is Bloody Tom Rackham.
betweensunandmoon: (Default)


My pirate name is:


Iron Grace Flint



A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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How come [community profile] das_sporking2 is the only sporking comm that's still active? It's not like the Suethors have stopped writing badfic. (Or have they and no one's told me?)

Either way, I feel like I missed out on a lot.

betweensunandmoon: (Phantom)
More of this lousy crossover. The quality has not improved, so my OCs Jack and Harvey will help me spork this chapter.

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Dilemma

Apr. 23rd, 2017 08:48 am
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I'm not sure what to start working on first, the PotO pirate AU or the Eragon rewrite.
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I just had an idea for a scene I might end up using in one of my as-yet-unwritten HP fanfics.

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Happy Easter!

Rogue

Apr. 10th, 2017 01:39 pm
betweensunandmoon: (PotC)
Today, I'm sporking the alleged prologue to a larger story, though it seems this is as far as the author got before abandoning the fic, since I can't find any more of it. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited. Why? Because this fic is by none other than Gethsemane Butler, a Suethor with two main claims to infamy. Number one: Her purple-prose-laden Suefics, all of which feature her self-insert hooking up with her canon lust object(s) of choice, writing out or killing off canon characters she doesn't like (usually her lust objects' canon love interests), and warping the main plot to revolve around her and her True Love. Number two: Her really creepy obsession with Gerard Butler, Johnny Depp, and Bill Nighy. Fandoms she has written in include Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, Labyrinth, Underworld, and Kingdom Hearts.

This fic, Rogue, is a companion to her PotC fic Heart of the Sea and its sequel Ghosts of the Abyss (the sporkings of which are here and here), though I can't tell if it's a prequel, a sequel, or something else. Our narrator is one Katherine Morgan, the Mary Sue of the hour. That's all I know, because there's no summary. My comments are in bold.

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Since this chapter is a particularly long abomination unto grammar, I'll try scripting it. I'm in bold, original text is in italics.

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