I do not like shaved ice.

I realized that after a few bites. I'd already dumped the ice into a bowl to minimize the chance of spilling when it inevitably melted, so I microwaved it for a minute, poured it back into the cup, and drank it. I'd gotten the passion fruit flavor, so I ended up with something akin to fruit punch, though I suspect fruit punch has more actual fruit in it.

*tries to remember if "fruit" was ever slang for a gay man or a sexually desirable woman*

It was still disgusting, but at least it didn't give me brain freeze when melted. Why anyone would have shaved ice when they could have good, honest ice cream or sorbet is beyond me.