In the silence between whisper and shout

Five Mary Sues Jack Sparrow Never Met by Ellendune

OOC by Yao Kafei

The Happy Medium by SwordSwallower17

Welcome to the Caribbean, Love bydas_mervin

And a bonus Suethor-parody:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Sooper Speshul Seekrit Fangirl Edition byaraeph
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven

From marysues:

HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN MARY-SUE NAME

1) Your own name with a variation
2) Name of a god/goddess or constellation with the same start as your real middle name
3) A blend of your favourite animal and colour
4) Your mother's middle name with an extra 'Y' 'I' or 'E' for good luck. If you don't know, or she doesn't have one, just make something up.
5) Any random plant
6) A romantic-sounding name
7) Your dad's middle name with extra Y's for good luck. If you don't know or he doesn't have one, make one up.
8) An anime/manga character
9) Anything from your fandom
10) A last name of someone from your fandom who you DON'T want to have anything romantic to do with.

So, uh...

Brooklyn Ereshkigal Bluesnake Anne Willow Isabelle Treyvor Sakura Pistol Beckett.

Yikes.

So I have a pretty good fic premise and not much else. I need to figure out what a world in the aftermath of a war between Mary Sues and sporkers would look like.

And who's in charge of things now.

And how to get the main group of heroes together.

And how the heroes find out about the Sues in the first place.

And what they do about it.

And how the Sues are eventually defeated.

And what other fandoms I'm going to include along with the two main ones.

And where to post the fic when I write it.

And how to crosspost from LiveJournal to Dreamwidth.

And...

Dear fanfiction writers,

If even someone who knows nothing about the canon in question can tell your OC is a Mary Sue, you're doing something wrong.

Best regards,
Brooke