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This author's note is not the worst I've ever read, but I refuse to leave any part of this fic unsporked, so here you go.
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The final chapter, in which Erik has a flashback and decides to kidnap Christine.
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In which Alana is the voice of reason, Erik murders a random crewman, Erik and Meg rescue Jack, the author bastardizes song lyrics, Erik and Christine finally meet face-to-face, and I write a spitefic.
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In which Meg has a flashback, Jack finally shows up, and the author starts ripping off PotC left, right, and center.
The Persian sends his regards, but is unable to attend, as he is busy hunting Mary Sues.
*looks at sporkers* Are we ready?
*swings Punjab lasso*
*brandishes spork*
*hefts pistol*
I'll take that as a yes.
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The Persian sends his regards, but is unable to attend, as he is busy hunting Mary Sues.
*looks at sporkers* Are we ready?
*swings Punjab lasso*
*brandishes spork*
*hefts pistol*
I'll take that as a yes.
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More of this lousy crossover. The quality has not improved, so my OCs Jack and Harvey will help me spork this chapter.
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Since this chapter is a particularly long abomination unto grammar, I'll try scripting it. I'm in bold, original text is in italics.
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Previously on "Love Upon the Sea," Christine was replaced by a whiny Sue and nothing made sense.
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That concludes chapter two. Join us next time, where Christine has a symbolic dream and does something very weird.
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That concludes chapter two. Join us next time, where Christine has a symbolic dream and does something very weird.
Hello and welcome to my first sporking. It's billed as a Phantom of the Opera/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover but is really more of a PotO pirate AU with Captain Jack Sparrow thrown in for kicks. I don't know why. Actually, I don't know why anything happens in this fic.
Oh, right. So Erik and Christine can hook up and live sappily ever after. My mistake.
(Fortunately, the fic was abandoned before either of those things happened. Thank Calypso for small favors.)
Without further ado, let the sporking commence!
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Oh, right. So Erik and Christine can hook up and live sappily ever after. My mistake.
(Fortunately, the fic was abandoned before either of those things happened. Thank Calypso for small favors.)
Without further ado, let the sporking commence!
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