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The good news: I wrote the prologue to my pirate!Christine fic.
The bad news: Now I have to write Chapter 1.

I want Chapter 1 to open with an action scene. I have never written an action scene before in my life.

Still, there's a first time for everything, right?
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Errol Flynn's autobiography and PMS do not mix.

At all.

...The former was an entertaining read, even though I'm pretty sure at least half of it was bullshit. I'd probably have a lot more to say, were I not currently at the mercy of the latter.

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The popularity of a story is usually inversely proportional to its quality.

It's up!

Jun. 9th, 2017 08:47 am
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[community profile] vicomte_de_chagny 

Because why should E/C shippers get to have all the fun?

betweensunandmoon: (PotC)
The final chapter, in which Erik has a flashback and decides to kidnap Christine.

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In which Alana is the voice of reason, Erik murders a random crewman, Erik and Meg rescue Jack, the author bastardizes song lyrics, Erik and Christine finally meet face-to-face, and I write a spitefic.

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In accordance with this post, I'm classifying Sues I have sporked or am currently sporking.

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From [livejournal.com profile] marysues:

HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN MARY-SUE NAME

1) Your own name with a variation
2) Name of a god/goddess or constellation with the same start as your real middle name
3) A blend of your favourite animal and colour
4) Your mother's middle name with an extra 'Y' 'I' or 'E' for good luck. If you don't know, or she doesn't have one, just make something up.
5) Any random plant
6) A romantic-sounding name
7) Your dad's middle name with extra Y's for good luck. If you don't know or he doesn't have one, make one up.
8) An anime/manga character
9) Anything from your fandom
10) A last name of someone from your fandom who you DON'T want to have anything romantic to do with.

So, uh...

Brooklyn Ereshkigal Bluesnake Anne Willow Isabelle Treyvor Sakura Pistol Beckett.

Yikes.

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Must be more thorough when I spork.
Must be more thorough when I spork.
Must be more thorough when I spork.

Maybe if I repeat that three times, I'll actually do it...
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Sob. Cry. Sniffle. You lead an awful existence, tortured by those such as your father, your House, Harry, Voldemort, Snape, and the list goes on. Often going hand in hand with Slashy!Draco, you are usually paired up with either Harry or (ew) Lucius. Sometimes suicidal, sometimes just very fond of how blood looks on your pale skin, you bitch and whine throughout the whole story. How depressing.

Find out which Draco you are.

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In which Meg has a flashback, Jack finally shows up, and the author starts ripping off PotC left, right, and center.

The Persian sends his regards, but is unable to attend, as he is busy hunting Mary Sues.

*looks at sporkers* Are we ready?

*swings Punjab lasso*

*brandishes spork*

*hefts pistol*

I'll take that as a yes.

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Stop pretending to be objective. It's not working. Honestly, some days I wonder why I even bother with you at all.

No love,
Brooke
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Just watched the "No One Would Listen" deleted scene from the 2004 Phantom movie on YouTube.

The lyrics are laughable. They sound like the bad emo poetry I wrote when I was fourteen. On the other hand, Gerard Butler sounds significantly better than he did in the rest of the movie.

So what does that say about...whatever?

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I didn't get accepted. I'm not upset or disappointed. I'm actually sort of relieved.

So why the fuck am I crying so much?

I hate being on my period.
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People with no senses of humor whatsoever.

Seriously.
betweensunandmoon: (Phantom)
So there's this idea I've been kicking around in my head for a few weeks now, which I haven't actually done anything with due to the little voice in my head saying, "This is a very bad idea and you shouldn't do it. It's got nothing in common with canon except the names. If you actually write this and post it online, it will end up being sporked somewhere."

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betweensunandmoon: (Phantom)
Erik's pirate name is Bloody Jack Read.
Christine's pirate name is Dirty Charity Cash.
Raoul's pirate name is Bloody Tom Rackham.
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My pirate name is:


Iron Grace Flint



A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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